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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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SO, WHAT, IS THIS PLACE GOING FOR A FUCKING MATCHED SET?
IF STRIDER OR LALONDE SHOW UP ANYTIME SOON, I MIGHT JUST FLY OFF THE HANDLE.
STRETCH OUT MY ARMS AND FLY RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING HANDLE AND INTO ORBIT, WHERE I WILL CARTWHEEL THROUGH SPACE, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND SCREAMING.
AT LEAST GAMZEE'S GONE. ONE LESS MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

[Locked to Sollux; hackable]

SOLLUX, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS, RIGHT?

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What seems to be the problem this time, Karkat?

I meant no offense. I was merely stating that you always seem to have a problem with someone or something when communicating over the network.

I have experienced your 'disgruntlitude' first hand, so no argument there.

No bounds, you say? >B)

So does that mean you are incapable of being happy or pleasant?

I am sure we could figure out a way to make you more...pleasant.

Back to the question at hand, though. What is bothering you?

Why is that so hard to believe? I do tire of your ranting, you know.

Again, you have avoided the question.

Consider me a friend who cares. Which is why I inquired about your state in the first place.

My guess is that was sarcasm. Aren't you just full of wit this evening. >8[

So your irritation knows no bounds, and you are full of wit. No wonder you are so approachable.

I am glad to hear that the issue has been resolved. I only hope it remains that way.

Again, no argument there. I do wonder why you choose to perform such actions at the wrong time.

You only continue to intrigue me, Karkat.

I do not believe I mentioned your actions being entertaining. Merely intriguing.

Also, such 'fuck ups' are common for the human species. You, on the other hand, do not commit such actions.

Seeing as we have spent so little time together, maybe we should coordinate a picnic or some other social gathering.

And yes, weeks is correct. Bravo to you for figuring out earth's time system.

[He really is proud of him, though xD]

I have halted my research for the time being and am free this weekend. How does Saturday work? I would be glad to bring my handgun and shotgun.

By the way, what is a strife specibus?

I have yet to use any firearms since that insufferable rave event, so I am very much looking forward to this...lesson. And I cannot wait to see this specibus you speak of.

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