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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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SO, WHAT, IS THIS PLACE GOING FOR A FUCKING MATCHED SET?
IF STRIDER OR LALONDE SHOW UP ANYTIME SOON, I MIGHT JUST FLY OFF THE HANDLE.
STRETCH OUT MY ARMS AND FLY RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING HANDLE AND INTO ORBIT, WHERE I WILL CARTWHEEL THROUGH SPACE, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND SCREAMING.
AT LEAST GAMZEE'S GONE. ONE LESS MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

[Locked to Sollux; hackable]

SOLLUX, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS, RIGHT?

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I have halted my research for the time being and am free this weekend. How does Saturday work? I would be glad to bring my handgun and shotgun.

By the way, what is a strife specibus?

I have yet to use any firearms since that insufferable rave event, so I am very much looking forward to this...lesson. And I cannot wait to see this specibus you speak of.

Doctor Brennan? I was not aware that she knew how to use a firearm. Interesting.

Hmmm...I do wonder if she would be willing to join us. I am very interested in these 'skills' of hers.

If that is okay with you, of course.

Less work for you, correct?

I would show you a thumbs up, but seeing as we are communicating via text, you get the following: >8]b

What thought entered your mind that would cause you to write such a note in the first place? Your floor must have a nice layer of unnecessary notes, from what I gather.

And my last reply was only 'playing off' of said metaphor. My guess is I should have added an emoticon to make the sarcasm known.

I would agree, but seeing as you always prefer to communicate by text, facial expressions and tone of voice are negated.

I see sadness in the emoticon. Not exactly displeasure.

D(B

How about that one? More anger than displeasure, but I think that suits you.

Only because you have chosen a 'B' to represent your horns.

And how do you know of cowboys? I did not think Alternia would be a world where they would exist.

You may be forced to wear a cowboy hat when using certain emoticons, then.

I had just never pictured them existing alongside, or as, trolls.

Pirates? Your world does sound interesting. And by 'hipster douchebag', are you referring to that Eridan character?

Has he refrained from causing any problems since his arrival? You have never spoken too highly of him, from what I recall.