forevercapslock: (THIS DID NOT GO AS PLANNED)
forevercapslock ([personal profile] forevercapslock) wrote2011-06-07 07:33 pm

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Karkat: Revive

[Karkat actually revived sometime last night, but it was too scary much work for him to climb out of Terezi's closet. So instead, he made a protective fort out of the scalemates and went back to sleep, coughing on chalk dust.

But now he is awake again, and still in Terezi's closet, and making this TEXT post from inside his fort.]


WHY THE FUCK AM I COVERED IN CHALK AND SHITTY STUFFED ANIMALS?
SERIOUSLY, THIS CHALK HAS FORMED SOME KIND OF HARD CHITINOUS LAYER ON MY SKIN. AND PROBABLY INSIDE MY LUNGS, SINCE I'VE BEEN INHALING IT ALL NIGHT.
I AM READY TO PUNCH THE TEETH RIGHT OUT OF SOMEONE'S FACE.

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, maybe getting drunk and breaking things would make you feel better.

And less chalky.

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sooo... What's the deal with the chalk and stuffed animals?

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
That.. honestly explains more than it should.

Need a rescue?

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you start naming all the plushies, lemme know and I'll bust you out of there.

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
With Terezi, I'm not surprised.

Magistrate Honeysucklebottom? Really?

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
And you wanna stay there. Sure you're okay?

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
... Did she draw all over you?

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
So you're getting all the downsides of a hangover without the fun of having drunk anything. Dude... that sucks.
Edited 2011-06-09 00:52 (UTC)

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
That's the shittiest superpower ever. You should get a new one.

[identity profile] timisnotme.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't always. I'm not the one nestled in a sea of plushies with Terezi drawings all over me.