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Karkat: Revive

[Karkat actually revived sometime last night, but it was too scary much work for him to climb out of Terezi's closet. So instead, he made a protective fort out of the scalemates and went back to sleep, coughing on chalk dust.

But now he is awake again, and still in Terezi's closet, and making this TEXT post from inside his fort.]

WHY THE FUCK AM I COVERED IN CHALK AND SHITTY STUFFED ANIMALS?
SERIOUSLY, THIS CHALK HAS FORMED SOME KIND OF HARD CHITINOUS LAYER ON MY SKIN. AND PROBABLY INSIDE MY LUNGS, SINCE I'VE BEEN INHALING IT ALL NIGHT.
I AM READY TO PUNCH THE TEETH RIGHT OUT OF SOMEONE'S FACE.

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[ Snug forever. ]

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[Snug-doug.

At least the scalemates are soft.]

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[ wait, hold on. we can't have a serious thread ever.


Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. Right on the cheek. ]

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[He scrubs off her spit with his sleeve.]

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[ HOLDING HIS ARMS DOWN AND LICKING. ]

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[FURIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO PAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.]

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[ PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP ]

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[PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP FOREVER]

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[ PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP THEY WASTE ABOUT FOUR HOURS ON THIS BULLSHIT ]

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[And then Karkat finally gets the closet to give him some moist towelettes so that he doesn't have to get out of the scalemate pile to get the chalk off of his face.]

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[ And as soon as he's clean, she's going to pull out markers and doodle all over him. ]

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[asdklfdgbrehhj

WOMAN]

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[ IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU ]

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[fdklasjgsg

whatever

as long as he doesn't have to leave this closet, he doesn't care]

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[ She will take advantage of this. She will draw hearts all over his face. ]

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[Uuuugh whatever. Just.

Whatever.]

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[ Somehow, somewhere, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IVlfyIc8g) will be playing. ]