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Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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Indeed you are. However, plants can be quite complex and do play a crucial role in many natural cycles. On earth, anyhow.

[Whyyyyy is he talking about photosynthesis now........]

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[If only Karkat could hear him chuckle.]

Ah yes. I do remember your reaction to the opening of the flower buds in and outside of the mansion several weeks ago.

But I was more or less referring to the process of respiration and photosynthesis.

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Medications are available for such health issues.

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Respiteblock? That is a term I have never heard or seen you use.

Nobody said you had to 'like' plants. 'Peacefully coexisting' would be a more reasonable request.

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I guess the presence of 'respite' is what had me confused.

I am also guessing you are not going to choose the option of 'peacefully coexisting' with plants...

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Only because plants obviously have plans of thwarting and annoying you into submission.

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I was more or less being sarcastic with that last comment. But you are free to believe what you will.

And I will let you know if I hear anything 'on the vine' about plant domination any time soon. More than likely pollen will be the main weapon of choice.