-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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Karkat: Implement terrible new idea Be the best leader

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I FOUND A BOOK ABOUT THE EARTH ZODIAC. THE SYMBOLS MATCH THE CLASS SYMBOLS WE WEAR, SO THIS IS CLEARLY A TESTAMENT TO EARTH'S ORIGINS.

ANY HUMANS WHO FALL UNDER THE ZODIAC SIGN OF CANCER, RESPOND TO THIS. YOU ARE NOW ANSWERABLE TO MY AUTHORITY.

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[Snort. Yeah, right.]

Dude, I don't even know who the Hell "Eridan" is.

[Not that he cares, but. Still.]

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Duly noted. Who're you?

[Eyebrow raise.]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Dean Winchester. Human. You're a troll, aren'tcha? Seen one-a you guys around.

[Being human, and not particularly internet-savvy, Dean isn't really familiar with "internet trolls."

Trololol.]

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[EYEROLL.] 'Scuse me for bein' human, kid.

The- [Cue fingerquotes.] -"sparklepire" one.

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You're a mouthy little bastard, aren't you?

[Dean grins to himself. He likes this kid. Troll. Whatever.]

I dunno, she liked to read. She said a "sparklepire" was a vampire that sparkled. Where I come from, vampires don't sparkle.

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I don't get it either. On my Earth, vampires are evil fuckers.

...

...what exactly does a troll do?

[Really, he's actually interested.]

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Wow, dude. That's really specific.

[More sarcasm! Have some.]

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Touché.

And damn, if you get shit done, that's better than most people here.

How old are most of you guys?

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No idea what the fuck a sweep is, dude.

Humans are measured in years. Cycles around the sun. 365 days is a year, and I'm 28 years.

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Weird. Where are you guys from, again?

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...what happened?

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On my earth, we have one of those. It's going to be destroyed in two years - They call it the Apocalypse.

We have all these damn angels saying that my brother and I have to stop it from happening.

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Dude, when was the last time YOU tried to save your planet single-handedly?