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Karkat: Implement terrible new idea Be the best leader

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I FOUND A BOOK ABOUT THE EARTH ZODIAC. THE SYMBOLS MATCH THE CLASS SYMBOLS WE WEAR, SO THIS IS CLEARLY A TESTAMENT TO EARTH'S ORIGINS.

ANY HUMANS WHO FALL UNDER THE ZODIAC SIGN OF CANCER, RESPOND TO THIS. YOU ARE NOW ANSWERABLE TO MY AUTHORITY.